Lady Velveteen

THIS WOMAN. She is a beacon of the absolute best way a person can live, I want to become her. Sister Jacqueline claims she is her second cousin, but I think she is talking about the panda anteater, I never know what that woman is talking about, maybe that’s who taught her to wrestle?

Why can’t I take burlesque as my P.E.?

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My bird granma

My bird granma

What to name my new dress form…

First: Middle:

Norma Jean Rae

Adelaide Jean

Eileen Kitty

Bambi Bobby

Bathsheba Jewel

Blanche May

Phaedra Jo

Cybil Jemma

Drusilla Pearl

Ernestine Riane

Justine Ruth

Sistine Saphire

Lurleen June

Estelle

Eva June

Valentina

January

Whilhemina

“So me and Sister Jacqueline had memorized the song AND dance from Lord of the Rears…” -quote of the night